Wow, it's been awhile since I've been on here. Cameron has done such a fabulous job of keeping it up for me. I'm so grateful to all you guys for commenting too. It's so sweet of you guys when I am such a blog-reading slacker and never make comments. I'm behind in blog reading but I will catch up!
Well, I could never think of what I was going to say on here. I like to find some sort of comedic material.
I finally got the inspiration to write when I was watching "Fools Rush In" a couple of mornings ago at about 3 am. That's the one with Matthew Perry and Selma Hayek. She was playing a mom giving birth on the side of the road on top of Hoover Dam. When she had the baby and they put the baby on her chest, all the memories came flooding back. I even cried. So here's to the ups and downs of new motherhood!
Ups:
-The pushing ends! That miserable feeling of losing all your strength completely every 3 minutes is over. (plus, my epidural had worn off somewhat and I could feel some of the pain and it wasn't pleasent. I know, you natural birth people are saying : You wimp!!)
-They put this purple, wet baby on your chest. The first thought was just relief that she was out. Huge relief! I felt bad that I wasn't bawling my eyes out with joy yet. Is that abnormal? But it's such a miracle and when I look at her now it blows my mind that she lived in my tummy.
-The gassy smile of a baby. Yes, it may have nothing to do with you. But you can pretend it does and it's awfully cute.
-When you're changing their diaper and you happen to catch that explosive poop coming out so it doesn't get all over you. That's victory, man.
-A cuddly head resting on your shoulder
-Watching your husband be so incredibly sweet with the baby, love her, and be the best daddy for her
-Mom's, sisters, grandmas, etc to help you hold her. and a Grandpa (my dad) who does research and calls us to help us figure out how to help her
-when you get four hours of sleep in a row!
Downs of motherhood:
-Colic!!!!!!!!!!!! Anybody experience this? What did you use? We got some drops from Walmart and we might go get some Gripe water but we're not sure where to go.
-Explosive poop that lands on you and soaks your pajamas and the baby's
-Back pain
-Soreness
Baby crying in the car and you can't reach her
-No sleep. And when Lacey won't sleep in her bed and I end up holding her for several hours in the middle of the night
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Anyway, but it's all worth it! I just have no idea how my mom did it eight times!