The tale begins with a flu shot. Little Lacey Lee never had a flu shot before. She waited for her doctor's appointment with heavy anticipation. She knew her stomach was acting up. Was it the chocolate bars her mom always eats? Perhaps that piece of bacon wrapped around a green chili at the neighbor's Halloween party. Whatever it was, Lacey hoped the doctor would set her mom straight on her eating habits.The end of the appointment comes and "Oh no! What's that sharp thing aimed at my leg??? OW!!" The shot went in. But Lacey soon got over it and gazed curiously at her new red Crayola crayon bandaid.
At about 12:00 pm when her mom got Lacey out of the car after the appointment, the bandaid was missing. "Hmmm," she wondered. Then she promptly forgot about it.
Lunch time! Lacey was eating morsels of wheat bread. But they kept on making her cough. Her eyes watered. She even threw up a little! Mom was worried that her previous skillful bread chewing had temporarily come to an end. "Why can't she chew it anymore?" Lacey nursed and then got tired.
At one point in the day Lacey was laughing and her mom thought she saw something red and black on the roof of Lacey's mouth. "Naw. There's nothing there," she reasoned.
Lacey took a 2 hour nap. She dreamed of dogs, water fountains, and Cheetos.
At 5:00 it was dinner time. Again, the bread. Again, the choking.
"How about some chomping-of the-tv-remote time?" Lacey's mom said.
So they sat on the recliner and Lacey chomped away. Suddenly, without warning, a wet limp item landed on the mom's arm. "What IS that?"
She looked down. And there it was. The red Crayola bandaid. The bandaid that had been attached to the roof of Lacey's mouth for over 5 hours.
Here is the evidenec. The very bandaid following its residence in Lacey's mouth.
We're currently looking for a school for mothering. First class of the day, "The Dangers of Choking."
7 comments:
Wow... who knew something like that could ever happen? Glad everything turned out okay!
Wow. That is crazy! I never realized that a bandaid that was stuck to another part of a body could actually still stick to the roof of your mouth! I will be keeping a closer eye on my girls since they are currently obsessed with bandaids. :)
Hee hee! That was still funny even though it was my second time hearing it!
Oh My Gosh, While I do feel bad for Lacey, I can totally see me doing something like that! Isn't motherhood a wonderful experience?
ok so i can laugh because i did the same thing with daisy. she was about the same age and i gave her the wet wipe/diaper changer cover that i got at the hospital. i was driving to the store and she was fussy. it had evenflo spelled out with white letters. well daisy pulled a letter off and stuck it in her mouth and was coughing and i got her out and i couldn't figure it out then she threw up and there was a white letter. haha!
That's so funny, Devry! Glad I'm not the only one.
That is SO funny - you are both amazing in that you can tell an embarrassing story and still make it funny!
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